'Tis a new year and the birds are singing!

My resolutions have already been forgotten. And in fact were never picked up. Though I do feel healthier and I've done 200 more sit ups than last year. I got to take it slow or I might pull a muscle! So in the year 2023 I might just use the cross trainer about twice a week. and 20 years after that... Well I might be dead! Yee-haw.

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L Word season is upon us finally. I haven't decided whether I'm happy about that or not. It has gotten so very strange. The first episode I could have not ever watched it ever again(!). But that would be a lie. Episode 2 was certainly full of boobs. The nipple count I think is at its very highest!

The only thing that really bothers me is my new love for Tina... TINA! I find her flipping hilarious this season. And the whole Bette/Tina storyline is the only interesting thing really. Besides Max and the gay interpreter. What can come from a former female turned man without the op and a very gay, handsome man? We shall see. And I shall look forward to it.

Speaking of hot females. Jennifer Beals looks so great. If I look anything like that when I'm 25 I will thank the heavens. And she is 44!

The only reason I'm watching it is for the Kelka pod casts. Elka is a geek. One day I'll have a KC to take the piss out of me. And how sweet it shall be. I like head torches. And I have a very large craving for a giant glass of cola. And my mother gave me the "pregnancy eyebrow". Grim.

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Not much has been going on. Exams are in 2 weeks and I am extremely not prepared, but I wasn't last year and I won't be next year! I am in full time education (barely) simply for the money. Whoever thought up the idea of giving teenagers 30 pounds a week to attend school was very silly. What a waste of the governments money. That could be helping stop world hunger! Tutut. All the money I (don't) earn from school goes into my savings and will be my gap year fund which will be volunteering somewhere. Though my gap year will hopefully be a gap half decade.

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I've made two very important decisions this year. One includes two which is meet new people and a nice girl. So far so bad. Though I do have my eye on a very, very, very cute person who works in a health food store and the arts centre. Both of which are the only places I ever visit when in the city! Coincidence... Yes, it seems so. I haven't made eye contact yet, but I will. And then I'll say hello and then I'll strike up a conversation. But what can you say in a health food store that doesn't make it seem like there's something wrong with you? Hm.

My second important decision is to start a Buffy podcast. Simply so I can have an excuse to watch Buffy and ultimately bond with a companion! Hopefully there's still some Buffy fans out there. No doubts. There must beee! So I'll approach my co-host tomorrow and see if she's interested and then I shall wait 2 weeks for my birthday and the box set. Then lets get cracking!

I'll call it "The Bronze"! Or cemetery.. or library. Hm. I think it has to be a joint decisions!

Until then!